The unrepentant yarn whore

It never fails to amaze me. The stupid shit people will do. So here's little tip for you ladies out for you drunk bitch weekend. If you're puking in the toilet, please set your beer bottle on the floor instead of holding it over the bowl. If you should happen to forget this rule and break the bottle into the bowl, please let the staff know prior flushing.

Thank you the management.

Monday-Mad Margarita Mondays!
Get a 1 liter Margarita for only $4.50 ,
$1.50 Yuengling Black and Tan,
$1.50
Dos XX.
$3.00 tube shots and $1.00 Tequila all night. all night.
Larry Fleet and Shane Robnett play from 7 till. No cover.

Tuesday-$2Tuesday,
All domestic longnecks are only $2.00 all night long.
Ladies drink free draft.
$3.00 tube shots and $1.00 Tequila all night.
Larry Fleet and Shane Robnett play from 7 till. No cover.

Wed.- Working Women's Wed.
Free draft for ladies.
Flaming Hot Cherry Kisses $4.00,
$3.00 tube shots and $1.00 Tequila all night. The Cavemen play from 7 till. No cover.


Thursday- Last call for ladies night.
Free draft for ladies.
Fudgie Cake shooters $4.00,
$3.00 tube shots and $1.00 Tequila all night.
Larry Fleet and Shane Robnett play from 7 till. No cover.

Friday night-Sugar Lime Blue $5.00 cover.
$3.50 Margaritas.
$3.00 tube shots and $1.00 Tequila all night.

Saturday- Band-TBA Car Cruise and Bike night. Bring your hot rod or scooters and show em off from 1 till 7. Prizes

Sunday-Trivia Sunday
Trivia Time win tickets to Carmike theaters and the Nashville Sounds games.
Happy Hour pricing all day on beer.
Yuengling Black and Tan, $1.50
Dos XX. $1.50
PBR $1.00
Busch $1.00
Draft $1.00
All regular domestic longnecks only $2.00

Don't forget to order some of our delicious Wet Hot Wings!

The Wet Bar is hosting a charity poker run on May 2. This event is to benefit a cancer charity.

Look for The Wet Bar At the Captn Ron Charity bike rally in Linden, TN the last weekend of June. This event is to benefit hospice care. Show you care and show your bike. Beer and BBQ will be for sale on site. More details will be posted as available.

Plan your Cinco De Mayo Celebration at The Wet Bar! May 5th. We'll have a Mexican hat dance contest!

Every Saturday is Bike Night. Bring your best scooter and show and shine from 1 till 7pm. $50 tab to the bike our customers vote best. $1 PBR till 9pm
$1.00 tequila shots. $1 draft till 7.

Try our Big Wet Texas Cheeseburger! Full 1/2 lb of fresh ground beef toped with double pepperjack cheese, chilli, bacon, our secret wet sauce, lettuce, tomato, pickle and onion. We'll toss any other condiment you want on it to on request. Served with our fresh cut tater bites.

We have the best wings in town. Try our Wet Wings hot wings.

Regular cheeseburg, tater bites and an ice cold PBR is now only $6.00
Substitution of a draft or Busch for PBR on request.

Can't stay? Get your food to go! Call ahead if your lunch hour is short and we'll have it waiting for you.

Need an event catered? Let us know! Call Robert @615-441-1800 and book your next event.

Would you like to have The Wet Bar host your event. Call Robert @615-441-1800 and book your next event.

The Wet Bar
Where Music Matters
195 Beasley, Suite 197
Dickson, TN

Jay and the T-Birds

Jay and the T-Birds are a four piece band from Louisville, MS with the exception of the drummer who is from Lexington, Tn Their electric sound ranges from gospel all the way to Southern Rock. The three members from MS have been playing together for 10 years. The newest addition to the band is Keith Brown who brings 30 years of experience playing the drums.

The T-Birds have played in locations ranging from Honky Tonks all the way to large parks that fit 100,000. The band plays gigs in their homestate of Mississippi as well as surrounding states such as Tennessee, Missouri, and Alabama. Locations include Hard Rock CAfe, Rockabilly Hall of Fame in Jackson, TN, Rick's Cafe, Jimmy Roger's Festival, and the Atwood Waterpark Fest in Monticello, MS. They have opened for bands such as Confederate Railroad, Charlie Daniels, Billy Joe Royal, Kentucky Headhunters, Ray Price, Marty Stuart, Roy Clark, Exile, Keith Anderson to name a few.

$5.00 cover

$3.50 margaritas
$1.00 tequila shots
$3.00 tube shots

try our house wet shot or our chocolate fudgie cake shooter.

HOURS: Mon-Sat

HAPPY HOUR 1pm-3am

Sun: 3pm-3am

It’s all about the music!

MARGARITA MONDAYS

1 Liter Monster Margaritas $4.
50

$2 TUESDAY’S

$2 Domestics

TUESDAY, MARCH 24TH

Back by Popular Demand

SUGAR LIME BLUE

NOW APPEARING EVERY TUE.


WED & THUR

Larry Fleet & Shane Robinett

8pm – until

No Cover

WORKING WOMEN’S TRIPLE

THREAT

Tues. Wed, & Thur.


FREE DRAFT for the LADIES

FRIDAY, MARCH 27TH

BRADBURY

No Cover

SATURDAY, MARCH 28TH

JASON NEELY

3pm – 7pm

MOHAWK SLIM BAND

$5 Cover

EVERY SUNDAY IS RACE ’DAY’

& SERVICE INDUSTRY ‘NIGHT’

$1 Draft * Drink Specials

$1 Draft to Military or $1 off

Mixed Drinks Every Day All Day

with Valid Military I.D.
or VFW Membership

CHEESEBURGER, HANDCUT

FRIES & PABST BLUE RIBBON

$ 6.
00 - EVERYDAY

$1 TEQUILA SHOTS

Everyday

Come Watch

The Big Game

With Us on our

BIG Screen!

SLAM

DUNK…$3.
00

Alabama

“Slammers”

FREE THROW

FRIDAY…Win

Free Draft

Beer…ask us

how!

THE WET BAR & CYCLEMAX PRESENT

BUD & BIKES SATURDAY every weekend till October.


Show & Shine 3-7 • Live Band & Beer Specials

Larry Fleet & Shane Robinett playing

$1 Draft 1-7 • Customers Vote On Best Bike

HOURS: Mon-Sat

HAPPY HOUR 1pm-3am

Sun: 3pm-3am

It’s all about the music!

MARGARITA MONDAYS

1 Liter Monster Margaritas $4.
50

$2 TUESDAY’S

$2 Domestics

TUESDAY, MARCH 24TH

Back by Popular Demand

SUGAR LIME BLUE

NOW APPEARING EVERY TUE.


WED & THUR

Larry Fleet & Shane Robinett

8pm – until

No Cover

WORKING WOMEN’S TRIPLE

THREAT

Tues. Wed, & Thur.


FREE DRAFT for the LADIES

FRIDAY, MARCH 27TH

BRADBURY

No Cover

SATURDAY, MARCH 28TH

JASON NEELY

3pm – 7pm

MOHAWK SLIM BAND

$5 Cover

EVERY SUNDAY IS RACE ’DAY’

& SERVICE INDUSTRY ‘NIGHT’

$1 Draft * Drink Specials

$1 Draft to Military or $1 off

Mixed Drinks Every Day All Day

with Valid Military I.D.
or VFW Membership

CHEESEBURGER, HANDCUT

FRIES & PABST BLUE RIBBON

$ 6.
00 - EVERYDAY

$1 TEQUILA SHOTS

Everyday

Come Watch

The Big Game

With Us on our

BIG Screen!

SLAM

DUNK…$3.
00

Alabama

“Slammers”

FREE THROW

FRIDAY…Win

Free Draft

Beer…ask us

how!

THE WET BAR & CYCLEMAX PRESENT

BUD & BIKES SATURDAY every weekend till October.


Show & Shine 3-7 • Live Band & Beer Specials

Larry Fleet & Shane Robinett playing

$1 Draft 1-7 • Customers Vote On Best Bike

Should be fucking illegal!

Dickson County is about to get "WET!"

As some of you may have gathered by now, I've been missing in action for some time. Pretty much the whole year for the most part.

There are several reasons for this.

1-busy busy busy, yes, I know it's a sin for real life to interfere with virtual life but, hey, it happens.

2-researching. If you're gonna open a buisness, there is a great deal of research involved before you begin

3-writting, the buisness plan that is. A time consuming and tedious effort

4-working, as in running all over not only town but the state in order to get all needed permits, licenses and pay all needed fees and all that other bueauricratic whoohah that is involved

5 shopping, and not in a good way. Instead I'm shopping for commercial items needed to start this endevor.

By now, you're no doubt wondering what the buisess endevor is. I'm going to let you hang on a thread for a bit longer before reveiling it. Let me just say this to those of you who live in the Dickson County, TN area.

Prepare to get

WET!

Coming January 15, 2009

Winters in Middle Tennessee have been disturbingly mild since the horrendous ice storm way back in 1994. The time for a harsh winter may now be at hand. It would be apropos given the harsh cold economic winter we have to deal with at the moment.

The Old Farmer's Almanac says that one of the signs of a hard winter is an excess of acorns. This year, the white oaks are offering up an abundance the likes of which are rarely witnessed. The Pignut Hickories are likewise providing a great deal of winter stores for the squirrels and chipmunks. The leaves are falling with a vengeance. So robust is the shedding of foliage that when the wind wafts through it sounds as if a rain shower is upon us. This too seems to indicate that a miserable winter is at hand.

There are other signs of things to come to my little corner of the forest in Dickson county. They seem to abound this year. As much as I am loath to admit it, a hard winter is probably needed to maintain an ecological balance for our area. Large snowfalls would help to ease the growing drought problem. Many insect pest, tics, fleas and so forth need their populations frozen back. The truth is, in spite of the discomfort of the cold damp weather, there is much benefit in it that goes unappreciated.

So today, I offer up this bit of advice, for what it's worth. Be prepared for the worst. Follow the example of the squirrels and hoard a little extra for the winter and remember, like everything else one faces in life; this too will pass. Spring is always around the corner of winter.

My little daughterling has always had a gift with critters. This is especially true with birds who seem to see in her some special bond they share. This was demonstrated, yet again, on her last trip hiking Mt. Ranier. A random wild bird decides she would make a good place to rest.

Live doesn't GIVE you lemons, it forces them on you and then charges you a $1.35 a pound!

Not a gawddamnthing.

Visa credit is currently running an ad that is somewhat disturbing. There is no doubt that the ad is intended to glorify the qualities of fierce determination and the ability to succeed against all odds. On the surface, it does just that job. Underneath the obvious intent of the ad there are disturbing double standard questions that it raises or at least should raise about what is child abuse and what isn't.

One can't help but wonder, if an average parent or coach of a non-Olympic level gymnast were to pressure a child to make a vault, while being very aware of the child's serious injury, as well as possible permanent damage and possible existing and potential increase in serious pain for that child; would that parent or coach be accused and charged with the crime of child abuse? Would the public, upon hearing of such adult behavior with regards to an injured child, be outraged at what appears to be cruel indifference to physical damage the child sustained in order to urge the child on to win and thus, glorifying the coach and parent in the process?

Do we as a culture hold double standards on such issues? Keep in mind that Keri Strug was only 14 years old at the time. One might argue that she had to option to not continue but, the courts routinely hold that a 14 year old child is not adult enough to make such choices when pressured otherwise by an adult who is exercising power and control over them. Logic would dictate that, with her high pressure coach urging her own with intense pressure in a public venue, the child dare not refuse.

I personally find this scenario troubling. It troubles me because I feel as if it was, and still is, an acceptable for of child endangerment. More importantly it troubles me that I seem to be the only person watching this commercial who is troubled.

Every election cycle, Americans wail about the need for change and yet vote for politics as usual. What we really mean is we want politics as usual but we want it to be our favorite party's politics and not the politics of the opposing party. This year is signaling something really is different and change truly does seem to be in the air. It's quite refreshing.

Love him or hate him, Barack Obama is running a uniquely different campaign. Instead of stumping through the states like his opponent, Obama has taken to behaving distinctly "presidential.' One might think the election is over and Obama has already won. Perhaps he has. This past week, while the media has lavished attention on him, John McCain appears to be struggling to even maintain the semblance of relevance. It's as if, like an attention needy 10 year old at the family reunion is jumping up and down, waving his hands and shouting, "look at me, look at me!" while the adults shh him and tell him to be quiet so they can listen to what the important man is saying. No doubt it is seriously frustrating for McCain. The more "presidential" Obama makes himself appear, the less "presidential" McCain seems to be. To add salt to the wounds, Obama always looks fresh and energetic and eager to to task while McCain is beginning to show visible signs of wear and tear. His eyes seem tired, his face warn and resigned to failure, and his demeanor all but admitting defeat. If he looks this haggard now, how much worse will he look come election day and on the off chance he were to win, could he, while nearing the ripe old age of 72, look 4 years down such a long and stress filled road of leading the United States.

Oh sure, the stalwart and die-hard right will still cling desperately to the belief that only a Republican can save the day. The irony is that the day wasn't in peril until Republican GWB assumed the Presidency and attempted to turn it into a throne. The far left, also will morn the loss of the hard core extreme liberals and their fall from practical grace. The truth is, Obama, with his current methods of campaigning and his flair for charming the masses, most likely could have run, and rightly so, as a middle of the road independent and still carry the day. America has had it's fill of eating from the party plates of far right and far left. We yearn for balance, sanity and common sense. We're counting down the days until the fall of the King George. We DON'T want him replaced by a pendulum swinging to far in the opposite direction. We want our standing in the world to be great again. We want to be respected as a country and most of all we want to be able to return to the moral high ground we lost under our current administration.

This election, despite the extremist best efforts on both sides, will be decided not, by the party loyal but, by the true, average, normal, middle of the road, common sense Americans. It's been far to long in coming but, ohhhhhhhhhhh, so very welcome.

I'd put in my SIL because in 50 years she'd be dead and in the mean time I'd no longer have to hear about her shit.

I'd put GWB (king george)for basically the same reason.

Oh and Darth Cheney. Be sure to seal the box up air tight!

Surely as mummies they'd be less than able to wreck any more havoc.

They suck large donkey members!

be invisible, oh the havoc I could wreck!

Domestic, Solitary, Serious, Intelectual: you are the Cat! Cat represents a balance of strength in both physical and spiritual, psychic and sensual powers, merging these two worlds into one. Curious, intelligent, and physically adept, cat people tend to live in a world all their own.

This test categorized you based on four different axes of personality, which were then associated with a different animal. The four axes, as well as all possible results are explained below.

Wild/Domestic: This first axis categorizes you based on how much you are drawn to the outdoors, versus how much you are drawn to civilized situations. Domesticity has many shapes and forms, and varies from the joy of dolphins leaping next to a ship to the steadfast loyalty of a family dog.

Gregarious/Solitary: This axis measures how solitary you are. If you scored high, it means that you enjoy the company of other people, while a low score indicates that you prefer a more solitary lifestyle.

Trickster/Serious: This axis measures how well you line up with conventional trickster archetypes. People who fall into this archetype have a sense of humor and an excitable, highly chaotic streak. Scoring low doesn't mean that you don't have a sense of humor; it just means that you probably don't think dynamite is very funny.

Intellectual/Emotional: This last axis determines whether you are more emotional -- acting based on feelings and instinct, or rational and intelectual -- acting more on thought than on your gut feelings.

Wild Gregarious Trickster Intellectual The Hyena
Wild Gregarious Trickster Emotional The Otter
Wild Gregarious Serious Intellectual The Antelope
Wild Gregarious Serious Emotional The Wolf
Wild Solitary Trickster Intellectual The Weasel
Wild Solitary Trickster Emotional The Coyote
Wild Solitary Serious Intellectual The Raven
Wild Solitary Serious Emotional The Frog
Domestic Gregarious Trickster Intellectual The Fox
Domestic Gregarious Trickster Emotional The Dolphin
Domestic Gregarious Serious Intellectual The Horse
Domestic Gregarious Serious Emotional The Dog
Domestic Solitary Trickster Intellectual The Rat
Domestic Solitary Trickster Emotional The Ferret
Domestic Solitary Serious Intellectual The Cat
Domestic Solitary Serious Emotional The Squirrel

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